i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I came in and she was laying on the ground just stoking it saying "the floor is where our feet step"
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
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