Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(919): View more from North Carolina

it was average length and chubby

(1-919): View more from North Carolina

so kinda like him?

(919): View more from North Carolina

now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...

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(585): View more from New York

you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated

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(319): View more from Iowa

Heyyyy darlin are you busy?

(1-319): View more from Iowa

Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.

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(818): View more from California

Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO

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(904): View more from Florida

Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?

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(910): View more from North Carolina

before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-

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(760): View more from California

Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.

(432): View more from Texas

You're so wise.

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(289): View more from Ontario

my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol

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