my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
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