i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
I'm just crazy horny about you
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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