I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
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Just spun two beer bottles and Placed them in my pockets perfect... I feel like the clint eastwood of drunks
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
theres a note on the fridge that says "guess what i peed in" and a half-full bottle of apple juice front and center. why did you let him in the house?
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
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Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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