This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Honestly it's a super power. I can try it a million different ways and nothing happens. Donnie casually says "ok this is now a toppless party" and it all kicks-off
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
