Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
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