I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
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Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
my goldfish that i got the day i lost my virginity just died. im terrified as to what this symbolically means for my sex life
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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