Whats contracted in vegas does not stay in vegas....
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
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Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
He said the last thing he remembered thinking was: 'Why is this vagina spinning?' Too drunk sex is no ones friend.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Some guy offered you 100 bucks last night to suck your toes. I had to drag you away while you were yelling at me, "Stop money cock blocking me!"
That's just where I'm at in my life.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
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How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I can't put those talents on a resume
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
My ass is underappreciated
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
She gave me a collar. When I asked what this was for she replied "I'm taming your dick"
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