I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
You realize we can hear you jacking off in your room, right?
I like it rough
it glows. i had to have it.
The kids I taught this morning even knew i was drunk. One of them even said, and I quote, "You smell like my dad after he goes bowling."
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
She took me into the bathroom and force fed me a panini, it was pretty good.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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