Whod you bang
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
What was your penis's nickname in high school? Also, what was it's theme song?
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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