i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
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The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
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He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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