Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
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I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of jäger and an empty bed here Friday.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
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Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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