these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
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see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
I'm babysitting my fucking roommate he took out the screen and is trying to throw dishware in our fucking pool after he repelled off our balcony
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
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When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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