just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
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I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
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The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
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