Tell her she can't have a vagina
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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