OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
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