I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
We need to feng shui this bitch.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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