I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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