he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
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This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
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Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I know, it's just the worst. Also, security almost took the burrito I brought for lunch. I thought I was going to have to pull a Liz Lemon and eat the whole thing before I could go through.
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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