The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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