My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Delivery driver perk #327: I just paid for part of the security deposit on my new place in pizza. This oughta be a fun renting experience.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
so much tequila, so little girl.
I spent all the money my grandpa gave me for Christmas last night….solid start to 2015
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
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