you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
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She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Mimosa dick, like his cousin Whiskey dick, is just as ineffective but a lot more fun to be around
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
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