next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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