the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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