You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
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My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
I'm still in shock that he came by my house for five minutes dropped off a Teddy bear and went to the strip club on valentines day
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If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.