Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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