I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
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just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
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Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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