its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
She gave me a roadie as we drove home from fireworks. People were still lighting off their displays as we drove by. I love America.
You know, this is NOT how I pictured my life would be when I was younger, and yet here we are.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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