We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I get that he's ugly and I deserve better but I will still beat up the girls he hangs out with.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
My grandma just invited me to gate crash a funeral for the free food. Priorities.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
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