Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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