ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I remember three things: you falling down an entire flight of stairs, me stripping out of your Christmas one-sie to do cartwheels in my underwear, and people standing above me saying, "where did that bump on her head come from?"
Also, I was told I kept the antlers on the entire time. I'm deeming last night a success.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
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THE MAINTENANCE MEN WERE DOWN STAIRS AND I THOUGHT THEY WERE MY MOM. I'VE BEEN YELLING 'GRILL ME A CHEESE' AT THEM FOR HALF AN HOUR
Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.
Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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