people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
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