So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
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were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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