Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
He? As in you personified your dick?
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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