Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
SHE BROUGHT HER PARROT TO THE PARTY. IT SQUAWKS EVERY TIME SOMEONE VOMITS LIKE 'PARTY FOUL SQUAWKKKKKK'
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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