So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Why does Thanksgiving make hot girls feel disgusting and fat girls feel horny? Its killing my prospects.
worst night to have a conscience
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
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