i just won a 100 dollar gift card to walmart in a karaoke contest...i love kentucky
I think condoms have that nasty latex smell to remind you in the morning of how gross you are.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
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We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.