yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
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is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
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Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?