I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.