I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
She kept saying I was her favorite Jonas brother, and for some reason, I was ok with that.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.