My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Come see our sink grown plant.
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I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
I just want you to know that if I ever had to fight man eating flowers or flying turtles to save my friends they'd be fucked. No one's worth all that bullshit. PS I really need to stop playing Wii while drunk.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
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I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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