i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I think you're going to have to drive me to white haven. I don't know if my brain can handle having my mom drop me off at a strip club.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
dude im trying to eat his ass so can you stop for 10 minutes
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