So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
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