youre lurking in front of me
In similar news, my cock is bigger than the plane that landed in the hudson.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
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