we're blogging at a bar
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
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Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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