with your own penis?
Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
If you're missing hair this morning, i'm sorry in advance
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
You are the ghost of drunk bitches past, present, and future.
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
