but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
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Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
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How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
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You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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