couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Take home message: SPERM IS EVIL AND SHOULD NEVER EVER EVER BE ALLOWED UP ONE'S NOSE.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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