Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Dude, get out of Andrea's vagina and call me back
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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