i don't like sucking hair
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Great parenting moment: noticing your kid is going to puke from gorging fish sticks and sending her outside. Then watching her puke on your dog.
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I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
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Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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