Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
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Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
What if our hands were octopus tentacles?
You're an idiot.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
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Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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