We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
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It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
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Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
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