Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
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He had to stop fucking her halfway through to do a shit. When he returned she was still waiting for him. The joys of MDMA
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
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Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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