Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
She's celebrating a tinder-match-aversary and I'm not about that.
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