i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
Guess who has two thumbs, loves booze, and just dug half a handle of rumb out of a trash can in a freshmen dorm? This classy gentleman. Good day to you sir!
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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