i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
i just had 3 doubles lined up on top of a urinal, texting with one hand and my dick in the other. I an fucking awesome.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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